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kako mi vec na qurac idu ljudi s tim novim smajlicima {#}

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Svađaju se dva praseta - Jaca Kosor i Milanović, dođe lisac Šuker i pokuša ih smiriti, no onda uskoči Sanader i riješi stvar...

Žalosno za vidjet i pročitat ali je komentar odličan:)

Čobankoviću bi više odgovaralo :D

Dosta dobro i ozbiljno pitanje. Covjeku treba..

Trazim sposobnog hakera

  Gleda ekskluziv....

Isprika što je na eng., ali vic nevrijedi ako je preveden

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."   

OMFG

Mentalistova teorema (poucak) proslavljenog idiota.

Idiot se proslavi, idioti koji misle da pripadaju njegovom narodu kazu, a eno jednog od nas, eno -idiota.

Kako samo taj pametno govori, sve sto mi idioti govorimo ovdje, on je rekao svijetu.

Tada su oni sretni, razmjenjuju linkove i ponose se idiotom.

Normalnim je to glupo.

  s preponama?

Jbga mora neko biti glup 

nidjo123 kaže...

nidjo123 kaže...

 

Ali što je najbolje, taj primjerak je pravi

 

A šta je to sa žicama? C4? LOL, kao da nije bilo dovoljno night vision za mw2.

zaki kaže...

 

 

  Trebaš bit poremečen da guraš vrata koja se već sama okreču...

Daniman123 kaže...

zaki kaže...

 

 

  Trebaš bit poremečen da guraš vrata koja se već sama okreču...

ne okreću se sama.

This time next year, we'll be millionaires  Only fools and horses