Humor

Nos ti posr*n! :-D

(sorry morao sam) :-D

Milan: Tata, tata! Nismo pobijedili na Ojrosongu, kmee! a bio sam broj 8!!

Ćale: Koji broj?

Milan: Osam, kmee!

Ćale: Na kur*u te nosam!

Frank:  "We've heard that a trainer was just killed by one of the orcas at sea world."

Horatio Caine: "Well I think this murder...was orca-strated."

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

Ne znam da li je ovo već netko postavio, ali upišao se od smijeha.

Radi se o komunikaciji pilota sa kontrolnim tornjem.

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Kao što većina postova počinje isto...

Neznam dali je ovo već bilo i staro je al to mi je takva LOLČINA!

Još jači su:

NY Ctr: "Al-italia wonna sixxa, you slowa to two-a-fifty, please."

Alitalia 16: "HEY! You makea funna Alitalia?!"

NY Ctr: "Oh, no! I make-a funna Delta anna FedEx!"

BAW169: "Direct Yankee Mike Tango for Speedbird 169. What was that name again?"

CZQM: "It's called Chibougamau"

BAW169: "Would you say again, please?"

CZQM: "Chibougamau. I say again, Chibougamau!"

BAW169: "Oh, how quaint. What does it mean?"

CZQM: "It's eskimo for f--- off!"

LOLčine

Hahaha i mene je bacio sa stolice

Ahahaha frend potaknut problemima koje mu izaziva njegova 8600 GT ili windows 7 u google sketch up-u p*zdi :D

Sweet Revenge

"Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little sh*ts in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little c*nts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it.

Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the f*cking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little sh*t’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little c*nt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SH*T! SH*T!.”

Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “F*CK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! F*CK!.” By now, the kid is scared sh*tless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.

Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m F*CKING HIV POSITIVE.”

And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just f*cked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed.

I walk away from them, buy my sh*t from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the c*nt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob."

Oboje u arhivi..

SUPER :) kaže...

Ima ona i retardiranu sestru

Taj video je bio barem 3 puta u zadnje 3 strane. -_-"

AlienWare1 kaže...

SUPER :) kaže...

Ima ona i retardiranu sestru

Taj video je bio barem 3 puta u zadnje 3 strane. -_-"

Nisam bio dugo na forumu pa neznam ispricavam se.

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