Humor

Ubije Edipov sin Edipa, a ovaj kaze "Zar i ti sine brate?"

Gospodar vremena i Travolta (epic)

when someone sends me some stupid youtube video i just stop that video and see this one instead. true story.

Već po treći put gledam sve epizode, al mi još nisu dosadile :D

You make me sick!!!

http://funnyandcoolvideos.blogspot.com/2010/12/seagull-thief.html

zracni lopov

https://www.youtube.com/user/tippexperience

cool reklama

1. Chuch Norris ima profil na teletextu.

2.Što se desilo malom djetetu kad padne s nebodera:?
   Pa nista kad je zapelo okom za antenu

3.Ide mali partizan sumom i naide na ustasu. Ovaj ga pita:
Ustasa: E decko koliko imas godina?
Mali: imam 5 sad cu 6
Ustasa: e pa neces

Moj sign :)

jesil ikad gledao novu tv i čuo na reklamo "napravi i ti svoj profil na teletextu"

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

NAPOKON vidim kako izgledaju...

NSFW

http://lolpics.se/4259-frustration-no-moar

FML - Everyday stories

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan".My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came.She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

Today, I was going to have sex with my hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "pollo frito". I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

Btw, za one koji nisu skužili, FML znači fuck my life :)

Još?

Još jedan troll

ma vidilo se lice ali eto mala me zamolila da joj ne pokazujem lice pa sam joj udovoljio :D

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