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Lol koji direkt u monitor hahahah !
hahaha 
nezz jel bilo al dobro je gledajte do kraja (kraj najbolji)
Gospodar vremena
Koji kur*ac je to?
Video...
Ma nemoj,ja mislio da je usisavać
Osam je nekada bio normalan broj, sada služi za prevoz...
Evo što sam danas našao u jednoj slikovnici..
nezz jel bilo al precarsko je gledajte do kraja! 
likovi igraju igru udaranja po glavi sa zlicom (s ime da jedan vara )
http://www.budalizacija.hr/filmici/udaranje-po-glavi_2049.htm
Evo što sam danas našao u jednoj slikovnici..
...i vinulo se u vis. Polako je počelo mijenjati oblik.
Evo što sam danas našao u jednoj slikovnici..
Koji qurac je to,aaaaa vidim qurac
Evo što sam danas našao u jednoj slikovnici..
mislm da si crtic s 2 oscara nebi smjeo to dozvolit xD
prilog u emisiji More na HRT-u o Mati Vukorepi, obavezno pogledat, malo duže traje (15 min) al isplati se pogledat
Dodjela Golden Globea. Lik je car :)
Haha,nema se on kad drogirat XD...I 5 puta u peti razred...
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Malnar moli Lidiju da mu popusi pred mišom kovačem:
evo nasao sam par viceva, meni su smijesni:
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first asks for a beer. The second asks for half a beer. The third asks for a quarter beer. The fourth is begins to order an eighth of a beer but the bartender cuts him off.
"You're all idiots."
He pours two beers and goes to help other customers.
A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The superconductor leaves without any resistance.
C:/DOS
C:/DOS/RUN
RUN/DOS/RUN
There is a physicist, a biologist and a mathematician standing in front of a house. They see one man enter and two men leave.
The Physicist says, "Well there is obviously an unknown variable." The Biologist says, "The man must have multiplied."
The mathematician then looks at them both and says, "I don't know how it happened but if one more person enters the house it will be empty."
The pickup line: Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves!
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Jedino Chuck Norris zna više od wikipedije
evo nasao sam par viceva, meni su smijesni:
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first asks for a beer. The second asks for half a beer. The third asks for a quarter beer. The fourth is begins to order an eighth of a beer but the bartender cuts him off.
"You're all idiots."
He pours two beers and goes to help other customers.
Ne kužim ovaj.
kako ne kuzis... konobar je skuzio :)
taj prvi je trazi jedno pivo i dobio
a to drugo pivo je za sve ostale matematicare...
jer je drugi rekao da hoce pola piva treci pola od pola itd...
znaci to drugo pivo ce popiti svi ostali matematicari jedan po jedan..prvo ce popiti ovaj pola piva pa ce drugi popiti pola od pola itd i onda ce onaj bezbrojiti popiti pola od pola bezbrojitog..tj to tamo nekog pico litra ili sta vec ima najmanje....
uglavnom poenta je da svi ti ostali matematicari zajedno ne mogu popiti vise od jednog piva...
ma daj ma neeeeeeeeeeee ja ne vjerujem neeeeee
ma daj ma neeeeeeeeeeee ja ne vjerujem neeeeee
hahahahaha 
Sup?
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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please."
- The barman says "why the big pause?"
Whats the difference between a jew and firewood?
- Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.
What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died?
- Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.
So this guy walks into a bar. He ends up getting really drunk and taking home a highly promiscuous woman.
They both die from AIDS.
What does Michelle Obama do when she's horny?
- She fucks the president.
What is the difference between the suicide man and the virgin?
- The suicide man wants to die, the virgin wants to have sex.
What the difference between a dead baby and a punching bag?
- One isn't funny at all and the other is the result of an abortion.
What did the cat say to the dog?
- Meow.
What does Bill Gates see when he opens the fridge?
- Food.
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