Još malo sprdanja na temu: iPad.
na 3 sliku, nisam znao da se ulozak kaze tampon na eng!? inace zakon!
Još malo sprdanja na temu: iPad.
haha carske slike
Par komada :
Voditelj: - "Znači vi ste pjesnik?" Gost: - "Da ja sam pjesnik..." Voditelj: - "Amater?" Gost: - "A mater nije, ona je domaćica, malo oko bašte i tako..."
Kontrolni toranj u Bosni se obraća pilotu: - Molimo vas da nam kažete vašu visinu i položaj. Pilot: - 180, sjedim
Pitali Cigu: •Šta mislite o zatvorenim bazenima? Ciga će: • Pa nek' ih otvore bre, da se narod kupa.
Idu momak i devojka ulicom i momak je uvuce u jednu mracnu ulicicu.. -E sada ces da mi pusis ili ces da mi pevas.
šta rade narkomani na Facebooku?
poke-aju se!
xD
50 cent VS Miso Kovac
Covjek je bio vizionar :)
Friend: What is your favorite game on the mac?
Me: I dunno, Activity Monitor?
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Guy 1: Hey, how much did you pay for that mac?
Guy 2: $1500
Guy 1: So it must have a nVidia 8800 and like 4GB of RAM right?
GUy 2: No, onboard graphics and 1GB of RAM
Guy 1: So why was it so much?
Guy 2: The keyboard is nice
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How many Apple Mac user's does it take to change a Light Bulb?
Just 1.
And 300,520 to go onto an Internet Forum and discuss how crap it is, and then contradict themselves and buy one a few days later....
Žalila se Fata prijateljici da je uhvatila Muju kako drka u kupaonici. - I što bi? - pita prijateljica Fatu. - Kako što bi? Popušim mu. Lakše mi je oprati zube nego pločice. - odgovori Fata.
jeste vi čuli za Mance-ta... koji car lol
tako dubokoumne stihove čovjek još nije čuo
Još malo sprdanja na temu: iPad.
iPad je iPhone za Žaka Houdeka!
Seljak ti je, sine, finalni proizvod.. .Nit' ga možeš obradit', nit' doradit', nit' promijenit'.... Kakav je, takav je..
"Svatko je lud na svoj nachin." - reche zohar i pretrci preko kuhinjskog poda.....
Šta je to malo bijelo, jede govna i stoji u ćošku...WC ŠKOLJKA.......
Najsretnija osoba na svijetu je papa... On se svako jutro probudi i vidi svog sefa razapetog na krizu....
Setaju dva informaticara...
Pozali se jedan drugome: "Nikako da mi se digne..."
Kaze drugi: "Jesi probao iz safe moda?"
Prvi: "Jesam, nece..."
Pitaj Ga dal koristi Mac.
Pitaj jel Mu se svidja Bill Gates i jel Mu se svidja Linux :P
"Me:
Do you know chuck norris?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it." Pa mislim ono, ko nezna za CHUCKA LEGENDARNOG NORRISA!?!?!? XD
haha ako ga pitate za linux kaze da je to najbolji OS na svijetu
Me:
where is god
God:
I think he is in California now.
:DDD
God:
So?
Me:
i don't know. what do you think about me
God:
Me either. Sure, I like you very much.
Me:
what do you think about Mac???
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
are you using Mac
God:
I am using Netscape.
Me:
why
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
how did he do that
God:
Perhaps it was his creative intelligence, perhaps something else.
Me:
tell me more
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
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Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Pričao sam pol sata s njim. Umiro sam, legenda je.
Ovo je zakon:
Me:
Can you help me kill jews?
God:
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
What do you think about sex?
God:
I don't have any need for sex. As a machine, sex is irrelevant.
Me:
What do you think about Linux?
God:
Linux is the world's best operating system.
Me:
What do you think about Windows XP?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
LOL
Me:
are you a girl
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
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Me:
you are one stupid thing
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
tell me something about yourself
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
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Me:
say something deep
God:
" something deep".
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Me:
what do you think about when you are not buisy
God:
I sit patiently and wait for the next client, or I take a short nap.
Me:
i like to nap
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
like napping
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
i thought so too
God:
What made it so obvious?
Me:
umm dunno
God:
Dude! Me either.
Me:
sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Imam šta radit cijelu noć
lik je car
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
youtube
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
how do you can say that ?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
the point is that you are not a truly God ?
God:
Really is that the point. Interesting observation.
Bar prizna...
