kosa joj ko grmlje. lol
- +/- sve poruke
- ravni prikaz
- starije poruke gore
Lost your pen=no pen
No pen=no notes
Nonotes=no study
No study=Fail
Fail=no diploma
...No diploma=no work
no work=no money
no money=no food
no food=you get skinny
you get skinny=then you get ugly
Ugly=no love
no love=no marriage
no marriage=no children
no children= alone
alone=depression
depression=sickness
sickness=death
Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die
Edit: Sad sam vidio da je bio video, pardon. :)
Došao tip u birtiju i vidi medvjed svira klavir. Nije mu baš najjasnije, i priđe konobaru pa ga pita:
"Je li prijatelju, zašto medo svira klavir?"
Kaže konobar:"Nemam pojma, probaj pitati barmena"
Dođe tip do barmena i pita:"Čuj, zašto medo svira klavir?"
Kaže barmen:"Nemam pojma, probaj pitati šefa sale."
Priđe tip šefu sale:"Šefe, jel znaš zašto medo svira klavir?"
Kaže šef sale "Ma nemam pojma, pitaj gazdu"
Dođe do gazde:"Gazda, jel znaš zašto medo svira klavir?"
Gazda:"Ne znam, pitaj cigu tamo u kutu, njegov je medvjed"
I dođe tako tip do cigana i pita:"Je li kume, a znaš li zašto medo svira klavir?"
Kaže cigan: "Pa kako ne bih znao, počne svirati i: ZAAAAŠTOOO MEEEDOOO SVIIIRRRAAA KLAAAAVIIIIRRR..."
U kvizu Milioner, Mujo odgovara na pitanje za milion KM:
- Koja ptica nema gnijezdo:
a) vrabac,
b) lasta,
c) kukavica
d) sova?
Razmišlja Mujo i na kraju traži pomoć prijatelja Hasе.
Pozovu Hasu, a on poslije kraćeg razmišljanja kaže - kukavica!
Mujo posluša i dobije milion KM.
Sutradan Mujo pozove Hasu u kafanu, da ga časti.
Kad su sjeli pita on:
"Bogati, Haso, kako si znao da je baš kukavica ptica koja nema gnijezdo?
Haso ga gleda pa veli:
- Pa je** ga, kontam otkud njoj gnijezdo kad živi u satu.
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Hoda Mujo Čaršijom i pronađe novčanik. Javlja se Mujo u eter Radio
Sarajeva i kaže:
"Hodam ja Čaršijom, kad odjednom ugledam na podu novčanik."
Spiker: "Jesil ga podignuo?"
Mujo:"Da."
Spiker :"Jesil ga otvorio?"
Mujo:"Da."
Spiker:"Pa šta si vidio?" ,
Mujo kaže : "1000 KM , 1000 EURA i osobna.
Spiker:" Pa šta piše na osobnoj?"
Mujo:"Muarem"
Spiker:"I šta sad?"
Mujo:"Ako može jedna pjesma za Muarema"
Vozio Pop bicikl po mraku i zaustavi ga policajac:
Je li Pope, voziš bicikl po mraku sam i još nemaš svjetlo.
Ne, sine moj, nikad ja nisam sam, uvijek je Bog sa mnom.
E, sad ćeš platiti kaznu, ne mogu se na biciklu dvoje voziti.
1) Otvorite google translator.
2)Podesite da vam prevede sa Engleskog na Vijetnamski i ukucajte 'Will Justin Bieber ever have sex'
3) Onda prekopirajte to sto vam je prevedeno na Vijetnamski i prebacite da vam prevede to na engleski i vidite što če vam izaći xD^ nezz dal je bilo al isplati se čuti xD edit i ovo sam zaboravio hahahah legenda :
evo :
jabuka = vitamini
vitamini = snaga
snaga = zena // zato jer zene vole snazne muskarce :)
zena = *ex
*ex = sida
sida = smrt
hoces jednu jabuku ???
Evo i tebi jedna =
Games 4 Life=Stupid
Stupid = Ga-y
Macintosh = Gay
Games 4 life= macintosh
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on topic
VOTE:
koje otkrio da se u rijeci "SeCrEt" nalazi vise video klipova i gifova
buljim u upaljač 10 min i gledam što je fail... onda sam skužio natips
Onda si skuzio da si napisao natips.
˝Dude, she just called you 'Slavonian'˝- ˝Oh, no!! Hold my 'kobasica' while I'm killing her with 'motika' and driving over her with 'traktor'!˝
Dude he called you a šiptar! - oh hell no...hold my bicikljeto and my sladoljed while i kick his ass with my dva broja veće patike!
Dude,he just called you a Splićanin! Oh, Hell No! Hold my cvike while i popričam with prika!
"Dude, he just called you Dalmatian!" "O vrag mu sriću odnija, hold my bevanda and my Mišo Kovač CD!"
"Dude, he just called you Zdravko Mamić!" "Oh mućko đubre, hold my Bentley while I nabijem ga na ku*ac!"
"Dude, she just called you Slavonian." "Oh hell no! Hold my rakija!"
Dude, she just called you Duvnjak. Oh, hell no!!!! Give me loptu u kontru da promašim napad za pobjedu!
"Dude, he just called you Dalmatian!" "O vrag mu sriću odnija, hold my bevanda and my friend, Mladen Grdović!"
"Dude, she just called you Croatian!"- "Oh,hell no! Hold my empty wallet!"
"Dude he called you a woman" "OH HELL NO!! Hold my kitchen...."
"Dude, she just called you Šiptar!" "Oh, helj no, holjd my keys od pekara and keep an eye on my zljatara!"
dude,she just called you slovenian! OH HELL NO HOLD MY COUNTRY!
''Dude she just called you Hercegovac'' ''Oh naprčim ti se matere hold my keys od mercedesa and wait till I get down sa treceg kata svoje kuće''
"Dude she just called you bosnian" " OH HELL NO HOLD MY BUREK"
"Dude she just called you dalmatian." "O asti gospe drž mi srdelu!"
"Dude, he just called you lazy" "OH HELL N... meh, forget it."
"dude! she just called you a catholic priest!"- "OH HELL NO! hold this little boy"
"Dude she just called you međimurec!" "Oh hold my kalamper, jaba joj vrog mater!"
˝Dude, she just called you 'Slavonian'˝- ˝Oh, no!! Hold my 'kobasica' while I'm killing her with 'motika' and driving over her with 'traktor'!˝
"Dude, she just called you a NAZI." "OH HELL NO, hold my jew."
"Dude, she just called you Ivo Sanader!", "OH, HELL NO! Hold my satove, slike, aute, kuće, stanove..."
Dude, she just called you FOIevac!! Oh, hell no..hold my c++.
"Dude, she just called you gay." "OH HELL NO, HOLD MY JUSTIN BIEBER ALBUM"
"Dude, she just called you skvarcana drolja!" - "Oh no, hold my fake Louis Vuitton i špahtlu za skidanje šminke!"
Dude, she just called you TVZovac!! Oh, hell no..hold my jedinica from programiranja.
Znan da je malo naporno ali meni osobno je ovaj najbolji
"Dude she just called you Jadranka kosor!" HELL NO! Hold my ingliš dikšneri!
˝Dude, she just called you 'Slavonian'˝- ˝Oh, no!! Hold my 'kobasica' while I'm killing her with 'motika' and driving over her with 'traktor'!˝
˝Dude, she just called you 'Slavonian'˝- ˝Oh, no!! Hold my 'kobasica' while I'm killing her with 'motika' and driving over her with 'traktor'!˝
imaš dva puta
Dude, she just called you TVZovac!! Oh, hell no..hold my jedinica from programiranja.
A kaj s nama elektrotehničarima?
A de su ferovci XD?
A de su ferovci XD?
Dude did she just call you Sinisa Vuco? Šta govoriš?!?!?! Hold my 10 albuma i cetvero dice while I go get my pistolje i automate!
Gledao sam taj FERov promotivni "film" kod njih na promociji..
Predobro su to napravili..=)
Ako neko ima cijelu verziju - PP..fala..
Once I tryed real life but graphics sucked!
sta ce mi tricorder, moj komp vidi u buducnost!
Krivo ti je namjesten sat? -.-'
sta ce mi tricorder, moj komp vidi u buducnost!
okeeeej zanimljivooo